Here are some famous hockey quotes that epitomize the game quite nicely. No rankings. Just random.
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and Profanity."
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records."
"I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie."
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my fucking clothes."
-Stu Grimson, on why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
"Yeah, I'm cocky and I'm arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person."